by Marshall Begel

“A chain of Kentucky convenience stores are attracting visitors… for an unusual feature:
a button that… activates colored lights, a disco ball and music in the bathroom,
turning it into a miniature dance club.”
—UPI

If that plate of Funky Chicken
Made your insides stir and quicken,
Let the Disco Finger point you
Southward—we won’t disappoint you.

Pass the Bus Stop, keep your Hustle,
Clenching tight that certain muscle.
Give that bathroom door The Bump,
Boogie down to plant your rump…

Check out Yelp—our rating’s super—
For the Disco party pooper!