by Jerome Betts

“I don’t get that. You’re the president. You’re not like
someone’s crazy uncle who can just retweet whatever.”
—Savannah Guthrie

Old Uncle Orange Tinges
Is now really off his hinges.
He is cuckoo, barking, loco,
And his ramblings are rococo.

Tweeted slander, lies and libel
Are his blueprint and his Bible
So it truly is essential
He becomes unpresidential.