by Alex Steelsmith

“A sheep has been on the loose… for at least five days and has evaded capture,
despite multiple sightings. Bloomington residents have captured photos and videos
of the sheep.”
—UPI

Little Bo-Peepishly,
Bloomington residents
can’t catch a sheep, though they
catch it on cam.

How is this wily and
woolly Houdini of
Artiodactyla
still on the lamb?