Poems of the Week

Dudly Weapons

by Alex Steelsmith

“[Footage] appears to show a Russian soldier ranting about ‘brand new’ tank shells that arrived with no explosives
in them… Throughout the video, the commander can be heard repeatedly cursing in Russian…”
Business Insider

Kremliny gremliny,
failing artillery
causes morale to be
lower than nil;

bombs and commanders work
One won’t explode? Then the
other one will.