by Orel Protopopescu

“Mr. Hunter, a Republican congressman known for his hard-line views
and early support for President Trump, pleaded guilty on Tuesday…
to conspiracy to steal campaign funds.”
—The New York Times

Duncan Hunter pleaded guilty,
though he said it was his wife
who took care of their finances,
since he has a busy life.

Paying airfare for their rabbit?
Just a laughable mistake.
His clandestine tryst in Tahoe
signed by wifey? Piece of cake!

Nothing makes this tale surprising,
though the bunny adds excitement.
Just another Trump supporter
re-elected, post-indictment.