by Bruce Bennett
“Elmo’s Petty Hatred For A Pet Rock Is The Best Thing About 2022 So Far”
—HuffPost
“Rocco’s just a rock!
Rocco’s not alive!”
Elmo shouts his shock,
shrill in overdrive.
Millions now applaud.
Twitter’s gone berserk.
Watch him diss a fraud.
Sock it to the jerk!