by Alex Steelsmith

“Apple begins testing AI software designed to bring a smarter Siri to the iPhone… [T]he often
bumbling Siri… will be able to perform more tasks and be less prone to becoming confused…”
—The Associated Press

Bumbledy fumbledy,
Siri’s abilities,
good for occasional
chuckles and laughs,

soon will be humming with
hyperefficiency,
ending the era of
Sirious gaffes.