by Dan Campion
“TV Ratings: State of the Union Trends Down in Early Numbers”
—The Hollywood Reporter
I understand he gave a speech.
I didn’t dare to watch it,
For fear he’d lead me out of reach
Of help (or docs would botch it)
In modern psychiatric care,
And heart and gut care, too.
One more emetic rant to bear?
I’ve better things to do.
