by Alex Steelsmith

“’Our friends in the mainstream media are quite fond of labeling January 6 as an insurrection or even a rebellion. But are those descriptions accurate, or are they hyperbolic?’ Fallon asked. He did acknowledge an ‘unruly and dangerous mob broke the law, trespassed, committed various other crimes…’”
—CBS

Higgledy-haggledy,
Fallon the Congressman
might have acknowledged a
couple of times,

even while trying to
unhyperbolically
do just the opposite,
Capitol crimes.