by Alex Steelsmith

“NATO reaches a deal with Turkey to admit Sweden and Finland.”
—CNBC

“Russia has repeatedly warned Finland… against joining Nato,
saying [there would be] ‘serious military and political consequences.’”
—The Guardian

Finally, Finnally,
Nato’s new applicant
won’t be dissuaded by
Vladimir’s zeal;

though he has threatened to
militaristically
deal with the Finnish, they’ll
finish the deal.