by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

“The Metropolitan Police have launched a criminal investigation into at least £500,000 of donations made to Reform UK by [Fiona Cottrell,] the mother of the convicted fraudster who secretly bankrolled Nigel Farage.”
—The Sunday Times

For Count Binface’s foe, issues mount:
Is a fraudster the ultimate fount
Of Fiona’s largesse?
Nigel dare not confess—
As it might knock him down for the Count!