Poems of the Week

Five Families Values

by Chris O’Carroll

“House Republicans hold a weekly strategy meeting in Kevin McCarthy’s office ‘called the five families’
in reference to mafia syndicates, according to Marjorie Taylor Greene. … ‘… and it’s literally my favorite meeting.'”


The GOP’s five families
Are planning how they’ll run D.C.
Their Cosa Nostra fantasies
Have struck a chord with MTG.
Perhaps her cap of MAGA red
Would look good on a horse’s head
Installed in some opponent’s bed.