by Julia Griffin

“Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Have Big Post-Baby Plans for Frogmore Cottage”
—The Observer

Each day we’re agog more—
All Twitter’s been beggin’:
What tidings from Frogmore
Of Harry and Meghan?

He’s heading the dad poll,
Her smile is high wattage:
All hail the new Tadpole
Of Frogmore-than-Cottage!