Poems of the Week

Grub’s Up

by Steven Urquhart Bell

“‘Best way to eat a Big Mac’: McDonald’s menu hacks claims to have discovered ‘elite’ trick”
Daily Express

It’s best to eat your junk food on the way home from the pub,
’Cos if you really must indulge in such unhealthy grub,
It’s better if you do it on a bellyful of beers,
So nothing does you too much harm before it reappears.