Poems of the Week

He Whispers in David Duke’s Ear

by Chris O’Carroll

Neo-Nazis weren’t happy to hear
What I said, but there’s nothing to fear.
My staff said I had
To call the Klan bad,
But you know, bro, I wasn’t sincere.

You can tell I’m just faking PC
When I say what’s expected of me
With a nudge and a wink.
When I vent what I think,
I’m the white guy you want me to be.