by Steven Kent

“KFC’s £198 Twister holder touted as next It bag—except among vegans”
—The Guardian

Chanel, Hermes, Vuitton, and Prada—
Handbags I’ll have none of, nada.
So long Coach, goodbye to Fendi;
Now a brand-new name is trendy.
Who’s the hottest? Fashion branders,
Listen up: It’s Colonel Sanders.