by Marshall Begel
“Japan rolls out new recycled toilet paper made from used diapers”
—GoodGoodGood
The latest of trends for maintaining rear ends
Is good news for all of us wipers.
Instead of abusing our forests, they’re using
Recycled components from diapers.
Pandemics bring hoarding, inflation: affording
The tissue gets harder each year.
With options for cleaning while seated and leaning,
Those troubles are all to the rear.
Instead of polluting, we’re now substituting
The paper we use every day.
But since I’m not happy with some stranger’s nappy,
I think I’ll install a bidet.