by Orel Protopopescu

Oh I come from Alabama
with some schoolgirls on each knee…
Will you be my own sweet mama?
You look young enough for me.

McConnell wants to press reset,
but I would sooner die…
And even in my grave, still wet,
I’ll hold my pistol high!

No pajamas! This member must be free…
to screw up Alabama for religious liberty.