Poems of the Week

K. C. Not at the Bat

by Mae Scanlan

Yikkity yakkity,
Kellyanne Conway was
One of the staples of
Cable TV.

Lately we’ve not seen her
That was on orders from
Powers that Be.

She was a chatterbox,
Kellyanne Conway was,
Till she began to flog
Jared’s wife’s wares.

That was a no-no, so
She was admonished (if
Anyone cares).