by Bruce Bennett
“An asteroid with a diameter the size of a refrigerator could strike the Earth
the day before the November election, according to celebrity scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson—
but it’s not large enough to do any serious damage.”
—New York Post
is heading for us. O what fun!
It will wreak what harm it may
just before Election Day.
Not to worry. It’s too small
to cause us any harm at all.
And besides, who’ll even notice
if we get our change of POTUS!