by Chris O’Carroll

“But that was a day of love…”
—Donald Trump, describing the January 6 insurrection

We vandalized the Capitol,
We defecated on the floor.
It was a day of love and we
Would love to give the country more.

We lovingly assaulted cops,
And many of them didn’t die.
We’d love to do it all again
If our guy tells his favorite lie.

He told us we should fight like hell,
So we made love by making war.
Believe us when we say that we
Would love to give the country more.