by Alex Steelsmith

“Kirsten Gillibrand and the majority of House Democrats from New York… on Friday called on Gov. Andrew Cuomo to resign.”
—NBC News

“Cuomo’s scandals are related: Instead of protecting seniors and women, he promoted himself.”
—Newsweek

Biggledy-wiggledy
Kirsten E. Gillibrand
calls on the Governor:
“Fall on your sword.”

Cuomo, who swears he acts
un-narcissistically,
cries, “But they gave me an
M.E. award!”