Poems of the Week

Men From Mars

by Marshall Cobb

“Two people… fell into a tank of chocolate at the Mars M&M’s factory
in Elizabethtown, Pennsylvania… . According to a Lancaster County dispatch,
the pair were not injured but required
assistance to get out of the waist-high chocolate
so a rescue crew was sent to the facility.”
Daily Beast

Two men fell into a chocolate vat
Thus causing co-workers to worry.
They called paramedics to rescue them
And the guys, said, “Fine, but don’t hurry.”