by Chris O’Carroll

Gérard Depardieu,
Accused by more than a fieu
Women, is convicted of sexually assaulting tieu.
But wasn’t groping them just one of the perks that accrieu
To such a French cinema icon as Gérard Depardieu?
(As another celebrity sex assailant maintains, if you’re a star, they let yieu.)
Mais non, mes amis! That exception française
No longer plaise these daise.