Poems of the Week

Murdoch Abandons Gonzo Anarchy

by Julia Griffin

Florida Man Makes Announcement
—New York Post

I met Murdoch on the stump:
He’d demoted Donald Trump
To the status of a ghost
All across the New York Post.

Now poor Trumpty’s time has gone,
And DeFuture looks like Ron;
Doubting this is quite erroneous:
Ron’s DeSaint while Don’s DeMonious.