Poems of the Week

“Naptime Has Come,” the Walrus Said

by Kaitlyn Spees

“A 1,500-pound walrus named Freya has been lounging on boats off the coast of Norway,
often damaging them and causing some to sink.”

Restlessly recklessly
Freya the walrus’s
Naps are a menace, most
Boat owners note.

Standard behavior for
Feral celebrities;
Rocking the boat.