Poems of the Week

Net Gain

by Dan Campion

“First Lady Melania Trump Announces Completion of the New White House Tennis Pavilion”

O beautiful in buffering,
If not our national pain,
First Families’ future suffering
From golfing’s stress and strain,
Melania, Melania,
A racket bump to thee!
You raised a shout, on your way out,
For tennis in DC.