by Bruce Bennett
“Annabelle Lee ’18 Named Student Commencement Speaker”—Wells College memo to faculty
It was just a little while ago
In a college by a lake
When a maiden was picked whom you may know
For a speech, for Heaven’s sake.
I’m sure that speech will be mighty fine,
As such speeches always are,
But honestly, Mr. Poe and I
Think that’s pretty damn bizarre!