by Brendan Beary

“Pretty fly for a white guy: insect on Mike Pence’s head upstages vice-president”
—The Guardian

Higgledy piggledy
Musca domestica,
a.k.a. housefly, just
proved what we knew;

Entomological
Jargon aside, it’s a
Knack flies possess: how to
Find Number 2.