by Alex Steelsmith
Monday, March 6th is National Dentist’s Day,
as well as National Oreo Cookie Day.
Randomly-tandemly,
dentists and Oreos
sharing a day? There’s a
lot to unpack.
Those who allowed for this
simultaneity
might be deserving of
some kind of plaque.
Cavity-gravity,
National Dentist’s Day
raises awareness of
dental decay.
Still, though we strive to be
periodontally
conscious, the Oreo
caries the day.
Savory-flavory
fillings in Oreos
keep you addicted and
under their spell.
Later, your dentist might
unsympathetically
give you a fix with some
fillings as well.