by Ruth S. Baker

“At an April 1 White House Easter lunch, Paula White-Cain compared Donald Trump to Jesus, citing parallels to betrayal, arrest, and false accusation.”
—MSN
“[Pope Leo] reminded everyone that the prayers of those whose ‘hands are full of blood’ will not be heard by Jesus.”
—MSN

“You’re so like Christ!” croons Paula to her bud;
The Pontiff reads the Book a different way.
No doubt those nails left His hands full of blood,
But that is not what Leo meant to say.