by Stephen Gold
“Want to seem sexier? Ditch the Lamborghini, buy a hatchback.”
—The Times
Men! Don’t buy a Lamborghini,
Girls will think your pecker’s teeny.
Buy a small sedan instead,
That’ll get ‘em into bed!
by Stephen Gold
“Want to seem sexier? Ditch the Lamborghini, buy a hatchback.”
—The Times
Men! Don’t buy a Lamborghini,
Girls will think your pecker’s teeny.
Buy a small sedan instead,
That’ll get ‘em into bed!