Poems of the Week

Presidential Mind at Work

by Oscar Kenshur

“And then they have cans of soup. Soup. And they throw the cans of soup….
That’s better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick; it’s too heavy.
But a can of soup, you can really put some power into that, right?”


Bombs, like swords, are positively feudal,
Next to the potent force of chicken noodle.