Quatrain Written while Standing in Line at Starbucks and Reading the Announcement of the New Spring Menu Drinks, in the Form of an Exchange that Occurred in the Emergency Executive Meeting at Starbucks Headquarters Earlier This Year (Or: Now Pumps the Purple Powder, Now the Green)
by Daniel Galef
They’re tired of matcha? Gotcha! We’ll give ’em a new bae! Ube?