by Nora Jay
“Woman who stood on ship’s railing for selfie barred for life from cruise line”
So here I’m standing on a ship—
Yes, actually on a rail
(You need to view the YouTube clip
To get a proper sense of scale).
I know my arms are quite a blur,
But I was stretching like a cross
That’s it, though, for my ocean trips—
The captain was a total pill,
And now I’m banned from cruising ships.
Check out this 10th-floor window sill!