by Clyde Always

“Backstreet Boys singer Brian Littrell faces off in court with senior citizen he says has been trespassing on his private Florida beach … Littrell also sued the Walton County Sheriff’s Office in July, claiming it wasn’t doing enough to protect the family from trespassers.”
—New York Post

The plaintiff is a Backstreet Boy.
His case has raised a stink.
He’s suing people who annoy.
Too bad they’re not NSYNC.