Poems of the Week

Rodent Munchies

by Chris O’Carroll

“Rats in northern India have been accused of eating hundreds of kilograms of cannabis
seized from drug dealers and stored
in police warehouses.”
CNN

Cops confiscated weed and tried to store it,
But hungry warehouse rats were jonesing for it—
Or that’s what court officials have been hearing.
Why else would contraband be disappearing?