by Alex Steelsmith

“August 24 is National Waffle Day.”

“Waffle Day is a tradition that is celebrated… on March 25.”

“March 11 is Oatmeal Nut Waffle Day.”

“National Waffle Week is celebrated on the first full week of September.”

Merrily, merrily,
National Waffle Day
happens in August—or
possibly not.

One thing is certain, though:
waffle enthusiasts
characteristically
waffle a lot.