by Marshall Begel

“Person with gunshot wound arrives at Madison Taco Bell, expected to survive”
—Channel 3000

While famous for the food we sell,
we sometimes fail to mention
that you can count on Taco Bell
for medical attention.

If people hunger for a snack,
we’ll fuel their midnight feeding.
If injured in an armed attack,
we’ll help them stop the bleeding.

So, if you’re shot, don’t fear the worst:
give Taco Bell a chance—
you certainly won’t be the first
to leave by ambulance.