Poems of the Week

Sew What?

by Stephen Gold

“Meta officially launches Twitter rival Threads.”

It seems that Threads (you may have heard)
Has given Elon Musk the bird.
How happy for the human race
That now we have another place
To ululate, harass and spit,
And all the hate that we transmit
Has one more pipe down which to flow.
So thank you Threads, for all you’ll sew.