Poems of the Week

She Said, Shia Said

by Iris Herriot

“Sia: Shia LaBeouf Conned Me into Adulterous Relationship”
—The Los Angeles Times

Said Sia to Shia:
“I had no idea.
O how did you do it? It must be obeah!”
Said Shia to Sia:
“You knew about Mia;
It’s hardly a peripateia, my deah.”