by Thomas Germana
“Fresh from space, NASA’s oldest full-time astronaut said Monday that weightlessness made him feel decades younger,
with everyday aches and pains vanishing. … [He also said] he threw up all over the Kazak steppes upon touchdown,
the result of feeling gravity for the first time in 220 days.”
—The Associated Press
As aching returns to replace
His extraterrestrial grace,
He doesn’t look good,
But who the hell would?
I think we should give him some space.