by Steven Kent

“Nigel Farage has defeated Count Binface to win the Clacton byelection, in a contest boycotted by every other major political party”
—The Guardian

Farage, MP,
Got 63
While Binface ran for kicks
And still got 26.
Yet Britain would be better off
With tin man, not that sleazy toff—
Reform will truly never rest content
Until they make things Right in Parliament.