by Gail White

Don’t know why
There are women I can’t buy,
Stormy Daniels…
I wanted loyalty like a spaniel’s…
Now I worry all the time.

Used to be
When you gave a woman money
You could say, “Keep quiet, honey.”
Now they sue ya,
Doin’ bad stuff to ya…
I worry all the time.

There’s also Karen
Whose affections I was sharin’…
Wants to tell her story too.
They say I threatened vi’lence
Just to buy their silence…
Hey, do I look threatening to you?

Don’t know why
Women got so hard to buy…
Their interviews with Cooper
Have me swearin’ like a trooper…
I worry all the time.