by Chris O’Carroll

“The Texas GOP had a fit after the Supreme Court rejected their bid to flip the election
in Trump’s favor, and now they’re hinting at secession”
—Business Insider

The Court refused to throw out votes
That didn’t go our way.
It’s time for us to grab our flags
And leave the USA.

We are the real Americans,
A patriotic breed,
As everyone can tell from our
Intention to secede.