by Chris O’Carroll

Though we love tax cuts for the rich,
His toxic character’s a bitch.
While we applaud deregulation
To screw the workers of our nation
And foul the water and the air,
His ignorance makes us despair.
With his racism we’d be cool
If he weren’t such a reckless fool.
He’s a dictator wannabe
Defined by amorality.
We’re the non-crazy GOP.
Trust us, we’ll head off World War III.