Poems of the Week

The Arizona Audit: Who Knew?

by James Hamby

Our audit here is finally done.
The verdict’s in, and Biden won.

But we confirmed all these things, too:
The grass is green, the sky is blue,

All water’s wet, each desert dry,
Below is earth, above is sky.

We sought these facts with righteous zeal,
So rest well knowing real is real!