by Chris O’Carroll

“The love in that room, it was breathtaking. It was like a lovefest, an absolute lovefest.”
–Donald Trump on his Madison Square Garden rally

He threw some paper towels at Puerto Rico
To offer helpful hurricane relief.
Now MAGA scorns a floating pile of garbage.
Their hate speech lovefest was beyond belief.

One Caribbean island gobbles house pets,
A different “shithole” Trump fans love to hate,
And Puerto Rico merits its own insults
From patriots who make our country great.