Poems of the Week

The Rushmore Five, Unmasked

by Stephen Pisani

“South Dakota governor: Masks are optional at Mount Rushmore event Trump’s attending”
The Hill

Abe Lincoln isn’t wearing one.
Thomas Jefferson ain’t neither.
George Washington’s exposed to sun.
Even Teddy gets a breather.
I’m greater than them all, bar none,
so I won’t wear one either.