Poems of the Week

They Kid You Not

by Alex Steelsmith

“The Milwaukee Art Museum (MAM) will now be free for kids age 12 and under through an
anonymous gift of $3.54 million. The gift will enable the museum to… fund the admission waiver
in perpetuity. … ‘I’m just beyond words, so deeply grateful, and so excited that this will impact generations

of kids to come… It’s so exciting… the generosity of spirit… is again just such a tremendous gift,’ [said a
museum officer, who also said] describing the gift as ‘transformative’ would be an understatement.”
ArtNews

Readily, steadily,
MAM’s upper management
praises the donor, and
can’t seem to quit.

Clearly, they’re moved by this
mega-philanthropy
which, like the kids, they will
freely admit.